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Developed as a pet project after decades of research.

 

No - Currently two flavors. Kinetic and Kherry.

 

Sugar is a violent delight - no replacement, no unnatural sugar. Pure.

 

These violent delights have violent ends

And in their triumph die, like fire and powder,

Which, as they kiss, consume. The sweetest honey

Is loathsome in his own deliciousness

And in the taste confounds the appetite.

Therefore love moderately. Long love doth so.

Too swift arrives as tardy as too slow.

 

Our interest in providing it outside of our friends is very low. (lets be friends) Your ability to motivate me to provide it based on your manners, reputation and ability to enjoy the experience. Probably more than you can afford.

 

Perhaps someday we will open it up to the public for enjoyment once a month, for a low cost, but really this is more of a pet-project that needs to break-even more than become a corporate juggernaut.  Money is needed to pay our volunteers, employees and occasional taxes otherwise no financial incentive is of interest.  Just our friends and acquaintances enjoyment.

 

Because my friends love it, and its a nice way to pass the time, and have a little fun.

 

Served chilled (of course). Additional confections included. Dressed as appropriate.

 

Suggested for 18 and above, but not required.

 

This website was developed and made by a young wiz in exchange for 1% ownership and all the Ice-cream they can eat.  I wanted to host it on a 1980s bbs, but this seemed ok.  Hosting donated by tech friend. Services provides for design in exchange for food and change.

 

If you asked me for a bottle, I either gave it or sold it, I have no preference if you like it, drink it, or feed it to your poodle.  I do truly hope you enjoyed the presentation.

 

I dont "do" interviews. We dont "do" samples. You won't find it unless you know where to ask.  I will travel a bit and "drop in" for tasting.  Inspired in some ways by the fantastic Bill Murrey, had his name not been (TM) I would have just called in BM Cola.  Same attitude though. If I like you, bored or see you being awesome - who knows what can happen.  Leave a message, I might call back.

 

World-wide hand delivery available with minor exceptions.  There is no "shipping" - always hand delivered.

 

Hand-made merch included to commemorate your experience, share with your friends or donate to charity. Some donations to your favorite organization may be considered.

 

Reviews of the experience are encouraged.  Unless you don't like it, then piss off. 

 

Tours possibly after covid if you are a friend.  Prefer guests who like to camp on the beach or fire-pit area (aka come visit and stay for a bit).  I will upload videos of our process when I can find someone with a camera and some video editing experience.  I think the teenager down the way has a camera.

 

Not related, involved, previously employed, or to be mistaken for beloved mostly American cola providers COKE or PEPSI.  

 

Two weeks notice at least - so to not impact quality, taste, my schedule or chill time.  This is for my fun.

 

I avoid LA for good reason.  So dont ask.  Unless. Its Oscar's night, then maybe. But I dont want to be near any monkey suits. And I better have a good parking spot.  I feel the same way about Miami.

 

My friends won't talk to you (unless they don't want to be my friend any more). Mums the word - I may randomly send out some merch for fun.  Occasionally hire a 20 something to market for me - I dunno - I don't really care.  Don't believe me - try me.